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Wingnut and former president Baby Bush used to say that we needed to go back to the moon and build a base there in order to go to Mars. Huh? That’s like saying you need to go around the world in order to visit your next door neighbor. Even for a certified moron, that’s quite a remarkably dumb idea. But, in fact, Baby Bush was practicing the ancient art of misdirection.

What nobody wants you to know (and which I’ve been telling you for years), is that there is in fact a secret U.S. military base on the moon. Now, for the first time anywhere, we get a picture of it, hidden in a cave. This photo was taken by an Indian space probe.

The secret U.S. moon base is in the hole. Really.

Here’s from a clueless post by Dvice:

Discovered by the Chandrayaan-1 spacecraft, this chamber is more than one mile long and 393 feet wide. There would be lots of benefits of building a moon base in there, mainly for protection from the nastiness of the surface of the moon. It’d provide a nearly constant temperature of -4 degrees Fahrenheit, unlike the surface, which fluctuates between 266 degrees and -292 degrees. And it would provide protection from radiation, micro-meteor impacts and dust.

So, what’s the holdup? Let’s get building! I want to visit a hotel in a moon base sometime in the next 20 years, please!

Hello, Earth to Dvice (make that, Moon to Dvice): the base is in there. Really. I should know. I was abdicated by the lunar kings and banally probed without mercy until I let go my own top-secret knowledge of just about everything worth knowing.